Funny Captions

]Pandorus is making his morning slide down a snowy slide at a Chinese zoo. "Weee!"says the panda as It's sliding on its stomach and it looks happy. "Better hurry before the guards see me!

Mr. Deed's work building is on fire. He is trying to find a way out so he looks to his  right and sees this sign.
As dumb as it sounds he does exactly what the picture shows to get out unharmed.

 Two cats sleeping on in a polka dot sleeping bag and the other in a pink sleeping bags. Cats don't sleep in sleeping bags. "Shh! can you keep the pictures to a minimum we're trying to get some shut eye!" Well it looks like the cats are sleeping well.